Christmas quotes

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six.My mother took me to a department store and he asked for MY autograph!"
Shirley Temple(b. 1928)

"The supreme court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington DC.  This wasn't for religious reasons- they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin"
Jay Leno(b. 1950)

"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings