Festival weekend - Part one

The bar
I was late as usual.  Two hours late.  The words 'dog' and 'house' sprung to mind as The Actor was particularly disgruntled at having to listen to the Spain/Paraguay game on the car radio on the drive there.  He had envisaged all our friends at the party sitting on a river bank in the sun watching the game on a big screen.  The commentator unhelpfully kept banging on about what a