I make a hedgehog for the royal wedding

As part of our retro buffet I made a cheese and pineapple and cheese and cocktail onion hedgehog.  I waited until we'd watched the wedding as I wasn't organised enough before.  It's taken me bloody ages!  What a pallaver that was!  No wonder no one makes them anymore.
I bought Canadian mature cheddar even though I was told to buy "crap cheese" I ignored it.  I should have listened as the cheese