Good for nothing...but another great weekend

We left the restaurant about midnight on Friday night and stopped off the all night off licence up the road.  As it was The Actor's Birthday I let him choose what we drank so JD and Coke it was.  Vodka is normally my drink of choice but as I'd had the brandy I was up for anything.  I normally bang on about Coca Cola being toxic when I'm sober.  Anyone remember at school when the put a pork